I HATE NewYorkCity on the weekends!!!
Do you ever wonder if maybe the world was against you or karma has chosen one day to shit all over your head? Today was one of those days...
- If you need to get a shower liner, don't go to the Duane Reed on 110th, or the Right Aide across the street. They have none, despite their mutual claims of great convenience for your every need. Additionally, the D'ag across the street doesn't have any either, but they do have PAPER TOILET SEAT LINERS!!!!
- Sometimes, people are hired to "help out," though who they help seems to be a mystery. These people will most likely get in your way without knowing it and cause you to knock your detergent bottle top behind all of the laundry machines. No one will help you in the way you actually want. You will be tricked into taking an old, moldy, empty bottle that has a cap. You will take this graciously, seeing no other options. You will leave the Laundromat for half an hour only to come back to find that your bottle of detergent has been thieved!!! This bottle of detergent will be new.
- Rain, the weekend, and dusk will cause public transportation to stop working correctly. You will wait for much longer than you would any other day.
- You will also be consoled by a British claymation for a short. It is about a bloke named Harvie Krumpet. Then you realize that it is claymation, and you still have to finish getting your laundry.
TOMORROW BETTER BE BETTER!
- If you need to get a shower liner, don't go to the Duane Reed on 110th, or the Right Aide across the street. They have none, despite their mutual claims of great convenience for your every need. Additionally, the D'ag across the street doesn't have any either, but they do have PAPER TOILET SEAT LINERS!!!!
- Sometimes, people are hired to "help out," though who they help seems to be a mystery. These people will most likely get in your way without knowing it and cause you to knock your detergent bottle top behind all of the laundry machines. No one will help you in the way you actually want. You will be tricked into taking an old, moldy, empty bottle that has a cap. You will take this graciously, seeing no other options. You will leave the Laundromat for half an hour only to come back to find that your bottle of detergent has been thieved!!! This bottle of detergent will be new.
- Rain, the weekend, and dusk will cause public transportation to stop working correctly. You will wait for much longer than you would any other day.
- You will also be consoled by a British claymation for a short. It is about a bloke named Harvie Krumpet. Then you realize that it is claymation, and you still have to finish getting your laundry.
TOMORROW BETTER BE BETTER!
posted by Carey at
8/13/2006 08:42:00 PM
1 Comments:
OMG that was hilarious. I thought Duane Reed was supposed to have everything. I mean, there is one on every corner so what one doesn't have, the next should.
I hope you get better soap next time!
GOVNA!
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